Maureen O'Hara

I need a woman like Maureen O'Hara.

Except Scottish, not Irish, or my grandmother would throw a fit.

Fiery, opinionated, strong, and a redhead. HAHA. But someone with a little sass. Someone who will tell me when I'm wrong and not back down when I roar back in protest. A classy woman, but someone who will do what needs doing, even if it means getting her hands dirty. Someone who knows what she wants. Someone to laugh with, cry with, and have really hot sex with. And most of all, someone who understands me, who I can talk, really talk, with.

I think the world today has gotten too crass for the likes of the Maureen O'Haras of the world. Women who are tough are often rough around the edges, or hardened. But where are the women who are tough but who are still women after all?

There is something about a woman. The way she smells. Tastes. The way her backside moves, "like jello on springs" as they say in Some Like It Hot. The way women are so friggin infuriating. The way she blushes.

So if you know any Maureen O'Hara's out there, let me know. Just so long as they're not married or think they're vampires. Or have a record. Or have our wedding planned out before the first date....